alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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cuwa:

i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers

my favs were 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
  • 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'

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lovertee:

lovertee:

political views: the tiny dimple that appears above harry’s mouth when he looks directly into the camera filming him reacting to taylor’s win

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owe-you-so-much:

the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear

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thedorito:

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and imagehello

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

emma watson looks like she permanently smells clean like lilac scented lysol wipes or a babys head

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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