injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

— July 8th, 2014, g.a (via niqqaqueen)

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

blackgirlsrpretty2:

All the Hangover movies (and movies like it) to me are an accurate depiction of how white boys can do so much illegal and unethical shit and still walk away with a clean slate